By now it should be painfully obvious how much I adore you. I give you every desirable attribute a woman looking for love would want; you patiently overcome any objections I toss your way, and you're very easy on the eyes.
Your flaws are minor; every man has them. Yet you don't mind the occasional yelling match; the week of silence; the little things to attract your attention. And may I remind you make up sex is always fantastic?
Sometimes you misbehave and take a U-turn in the relationship. That's okay. As long as everything works out in the end, we'll work well together.